Solo: Let’s Chat About This Trailer
Ah, finally! The ringing of hands can cease. Yes, Disney released a teaser trailer, despite it’s apparent tardiness causing rampant speculation about the movie getting delayed into December. It couldn’t have been that Disney wanted to wait until the biggest TV event of the year, or wanted to avoid taking away from The Last Jedi’s theatre run, or the fact that this movie is literally coming out in half the time that it normally would.
Nope, suckers. You thought wrong. Not only did the teaser trailer come out, but it confirmed that the movie is still coming out in May. Memorial Day to be precise. Alright, now that it’s come out, people are happy, right?
Nope, suckers. This world hates everything new, and loves all of the shitty old things. People have already found plenty of things to hate about this movie from a 2-minute goddamned teaser. Well, I’m here to tell you to chill out. If you love Star Wars, you’ll probably love this movie. If you hated The Last Jedi, you’re an idiot, but you’ll probably enjoy this movie. Why? Well, because it’s got everything you want and more.