Guys, it’s finally happened. After years of trying to scrape by with either trying to find video copies, or giving up and torrenting episodes, it’s finally on Netflix.

Animaniacs is on Netflix.

In case you thought you had anything better to do, you now don’t. Hell, it’s Animaniacs, you can probably do your important stuff while the show is playing in the background. It doesn’t matter. It beckons to you. It calls for your love and attention.

Remember the greatness of The Animaniacs.

I’ll be impressed if you can resist it. Sure, there are much more important things going on right now. An election (not really that important, honestly). Global Warming. Hunger. Poverty. Your family. Your friends. Your job. Your life. I understand. All these things are important.

But for when you need a momentary sweet release to distract you from the inevitable truth of your death, and the cruelty of the real world, The Animaniacs will be there for you.

Wait, you’re telling me you’ve never heard of The Animaniacs? Oh no. You must remedy this immediately. In case you’re not sure, be mesmerized by the brilliance of the compellation of Dot’s fantastic Wheel of Morality skits, and then go to Netflix and binge the hell out of it.

You’ll thank me later.

Mike Lohnash